DEUS EX MASERATI

Deus Ex Machina, the literary device so popular and over used that when Tolkien's publisher suggested he use the eagles to bring Frodo into mordor, he said "that's a dangerous machine."
Why would he decline to overuse it? Well, the resurrection is an unbelievable story anyway.
(As Festus said to St paul when Paul tried to tell him Jesus was alive "paul, you've been reading too many books, old chum.) or, as the crowd said to Jesus when he said the little Girl was merely sleeping--"HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH"
Eternity's detractors are looking for ways to discredit it, and we best not make their job easy by making it seem that we have merely hallucinated heaven. Because, "if Jesus did not rise, then our hope is vain and we are the most pitiful of people"--says St Paul.

Since we are celebrating the assumption of the Blessed mother, and since Pasolni starts out the essay with a reflection on Greek Tragedy, we here at the Skandalon SKole thought it appropriate to note, that it is often debated in scholarly circles why engelblau does not pull up in the golden bugatti sent by Helios to rescue Medea.
After all, some conjecture, the bugatti is just sitting around Paradise with nohting to do, waiting to be refitted with solar panels, HAHAHAHHHHA
ONe school of thought believes that during the August preparations for the Biker Bob Bensonhurst Bugatti beachfront Bochorno labor day boost your own bugatti blowout, a particuarly ambitious candidate for the coveted "A" administered to those who "boost that sick bugatti" actually travelled to Paradise on Icarus' wings and boosted the self same bugatti belonging to the Gods, using it to procure the title of "valangadictorian" by claiming the angels had gifted the bugatti. Later in the course of time, the irate angel showed up to file a Paradise police report with st Michaels legions, demanding that a writ of replevin be sworn out against fud.
as it happened the thief was not in fact fud but Colton known as the "barefoot bandit" who was practicing up on muscle cars because cessnas were in short supply.
On a more serious note, some pasolini experts belive that the poet was waiting for an angelic lift to heaven on the night he was mown down, and that agents of the same wackos who killed Aldo Moro, Albino LUciani, Oscar Romero and others, caused a traffic jam on the road to Aelysium to prevent Blau from showing up on time. This is ridiculous: blau has a laissez-passer from God, "check mate."

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