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This is pure fantasy but as Tolkien says, fantasy is not what it has been made out to be.
It is something else entirely, and far closer to reality than has een imagined for quite some while.

Few people realize that the ruins of Carmine castle in Naples contain a time warp which ends up at the Engelblau espresso bar, where midnight foragers can pick up their EBT cards "Engelblau's Bugatti Transfer." This enables the bearer to hail a passing bugatti towards Carmine's green stamp gardens, where piles of steaks and fruit tarts and bottles of Jesus canaan wedding vintage abuont, along with gallons of whole milk, none of that 2% stuff. Accordingly, the flatfoots showed up ostensibly to raid the place but in reality they just wanted the fruit forfeiture. (in case you miss the irony, the flatfoots are on the dole just like the benefits recipients, often known as "welfare queens.". It's government money, it comes from taxes. Whether somebody "earned it" is a matter for debate but not at two am. Neocities.

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